Thursday, September 25, 2014

Republicans are Fat People who Try to Kill Pedestrians

From the "You Could Look it Up" file...

In case you never noticed, twisted logic dominates political dialog. Take for instance the Texan who jumped the fence and wandered into the White House last week. Sayeth all those right-wing bloggers, "Does this White House get anything right"? No, I'm not gonna link it up and give some twit the additional stroke in search results... I'm still trying to figure out how anyone is dumb enough to try to blame a lapse in security on the people being guarded. Kindly enlighten me?

But if you want some twisted logic, I'll be happy to oblige. You can take this to the bank: Republicans are fat people who are still confused about the difference between "pedestrians" and "pederasts." Don't follow? OK, hang onto your hats - it's gonna be a bumpy ride.