Unlike most people, I still subscribe to a local newspaper... the
Indianapolis Star, if you must know. I'm not absolutely certain, but I think the only reason we still get a physical subscription is because I live with a a Labrador Retriever who loves collecting the paper from the end of the driveway and depositing it in my hand.
The Star prints a daily column called "Let It Out" in which locals say what's on their minds. Unfortunately, a lot of them don't seem to have very much room, as is demonstrated by the comment reproduced above. Just how clueless are these people, anyway?
